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Leonida Man Arrested After Trying to Pay Port Gellhorn Toll Booth with Live Alligator

Sheriff's department reminds residents that wildlife does not qualify as legal tender despite inflation.

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Fan desk • fixture dispatch • Updated Aug 27, 2026

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Satirical still of a Port Gellhorn toll plaza

In-universe: Port Gellhorn sheriff deputies booked a motorist who attempted to settle a $4.75 causeway toll with a live alligator. Wildlife, the department notes, is still not legal tender.